Yogini Joke of the Day! - Meditation

The meditation Student asked the Guru:

If I am open minded, won't my brains fall out?

The Guru responds:

No, just be sure to keep your mouth shut at the same time.

Yogini Joke of the Day!

After Yoga class it is very common for students to ask questions to the instructor for better living, and holistic health. Today the question of vitamins was brought up...

Q: What is the best vitamins to take to be a happy person?

A: B1

Yogini Joke of the day!

A famous Yoga Guru was asked by his students what gifts to bring for his birthday...The Guru responded, I do not need gifts only presence.